Kitchen Sink Curried Lentils

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A STAPLE IN OUR HOUSEHOLD.  I TITLED THIS RECIPE CURRIED LENTILS BECAUSE YOU CAN LITERALLY USE WHATEVER INGREDIENTS YOU HAVE LAYING AROUND.  THIS IS AN AWESOME RECIPE TO MAKE IN A PINCH!  WE OFTEN DOUBLE THE BATCH SO WE CAN HAVE LEFTOVERS OR FREEZE TO EAT ON BUSIER WEEKS.